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February 10, 2008

Maritime: The Nicest Band Ever

I just wanted to make a quick post before my battery dies, but tonight I went to see Maritime play at the Illini Union Courtyard Cafe. The venue was absolutely horrible, the show was under-publicized, and it started over an hour later than we were told it would, but it was still a great experience.

I showed up at 7:30 and caught Davey Von Bohlen hanging out before sound checks. He was a terribly nice guy. He told me a couple stories about the times he had been in Champaign and Collinsville, and even signed my business card for me (it was all I had on me at the time). The show finally started at 8:45, and after three ok bands, Maritime headed up. My friends Ashley, Kevin and Joel and I grabbed a spot right in front of the stage and enjoyed the rest of the show. Afterwards, I bought a t-shirt and a copy of their newest album. Even though they were busy tearing down their equipment, each member of the band happily took a little bit of time to sign my CD and thank me for coming out. Incredibly nice guys.

January 2, 2008

Saying Goodbye to Music Biz

Right before Thanksgiving break, Charlie called to tell me that Music Biz would be going out of business. From the sounds of it, the company that owns the chain and the small record label that produces cheap country b-sides had a bit of a vendetta with the Alton store, thus the untimely closing of the city's remaining music haven (Slacker's doesn't count).

Since Music Biz was such a big part of my life for so long, it's hard to see it go. It was one of those jobs that I'll tell my kids about, and probably a job that they'll never have the pleasure of experiencing. The people at the indie stores like Music Biz end up being like a second family, and with the exception of Krannert (and even then, just barely) I've never actually felt happy to go to work every day.

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April 3, 2007

The Top Ten- March 2007

Ok, here's another thing for me to try to keep up, but ultimately will neglect to do within a month. For the month of March, 2007, here are my top ten favorite tracks:

  1. Small Sins/Big Within::Small Sins::Small Sins
  2. All Is Full Of Love (Greatest Hits Remix)::Björk::Björk's Greatest Hits
  3. Pretty Ugly Before::Elliott Smith::From A Basement On A Hill
  4. Ocean Of Noise::The Arcade Fire::Neon Bible
  5. Misread::Kings Of Convenience::Riot On An Empty Street
  6. Going Missing::Maxïmo Park::Stranger Than Fiction Soundtrack
  7. Is This Love?::Bob Marley And The Wailers::Legend
  8. God Bless Mom::The Frames::Set List
  9. West End Girls::Pet Shop Boys::Discography
  10. My Curse::The Afghan Whigs::Gentlemen

October 23, 2006

Mass

It's not every day that you get a chance to see Bernstein's Mass. To pull it off, you need more people than the House of Representatives, an understanding sponsor, and people who like Leonard Bernstein. When I heard that Mass was playing at the Foellinger Great Hall in the Krannert Center here at school, I really couldn't pass it up.

It's a pretty solid piece. This particular presentation of it included a childrens' choir, a full adult choir, an orchestra that included a smaller jazz band and a smaller rock band, an ensemble of around 20 players, and six dancers. The music's pretty great- to be expected from Bernstein- and the plot focuses on a priest who gets tied up too much in the ritual and grandeur of a Catholic mass, all the while watching his damaged flock disintegrate.

I'm not what you would call a religious person, yet when the Celebrant (the priest) had his breakdown and shattered the altar, I couldn't help but feel slightly torn. On one hand, as an audience member, I was drawn into the drama, but on the other hand, as a Catholic, I was repulsed by the degredation of the Church's sacred instruments. But I guess that's the point of a controversial show; take someone outside of their comfort zone and give him perspective.

All in all, the show was beautiful and conflicted; quite apropos considering the weekend I had.

September 19, 2006

When Will It End?

John Mayer has once again defiled the sacred altar of Radiohead. Well, less Radiohead this time than Thom Yorke specifically, but this guy has gone too far. He rates in my pantheon of musical artists who have reached the stage of musical bullshit. Included in said pantheon, by the way, is Dave Matthews, whose musical treachery has not yet reached the level of John Mayer.
Anyway, John Mayer sings four or so lines from Thom's "The Eraser," a song off of his solo album of the same name. John Mayer must pay.

August 6, 2006

The Hit List- August 6, 2006

As always, the order is:
Artist::Song::Album

Maritime::Tearing Up The Oxygen::We, The Vehicles
Soul Coughing::Super Bon Bon::Irresistible Bliss
Madonna::Hung Up::Confessions On A Dance Floor
Trashcan Sinatras::Country Air::Weightlifting
The Frames::Keepsake::Burn The Maps

July 15, 2006

UGO Made Me Rant

I was reading Scott's blog entry about UGO's pick of the top 11 U2 songs of all time. Of course, the correct answer is that none of them are good after '97. Anyway. I decided to thumb through some of their other Top 11 lists, and I came up with a list of my own: The Top 6 Stupidest Lists UGO Has Made. Without further ado:

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The Hit List (7/15/06)

Madeline Peyroux::Between The Bars::Careless Love
Thom Yorke::Black Swan::The Eraser
Stars::Reunion::Set Yourself On Fire
Byata, Prodigal Sunn, Timbo King, Vast Aire::Slow Blues::Wu-Tang Meets Indie Culture
Belle & Sebastian::To Be Myself Completely::The Life Pursuit

July 13, 2006

The Eraser

Amidst the maelstrom of mixed reviews of the first solo Thom Yorke album, I decided to go ahead and purchase it today. On the extreme left, we have Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone was smitten with the project, but for the wrong reasons. That's not too terribly shocking for Rolling Stone, a publication that prides (sic) itself on the spin that it puts on everything. Their sickly-sweet review made The Eraser out to be something akin to a Jesus Christ (yes, that Jesus) solo effort.

On the extreme right, we have the misanthropic Pitchfork Media, who years back gave a perfect 10 to Radiohead's Kid A and something close to it on two of their other projects. All other artists would from then on be compared to Radiohead and none would live up to the scattershot standards of the Pitchfork reviewers. Not to be pigeonholed, Pitchfork tossed Yorke's effort a paltry 6.6. Not long ago Pitchfork doled out a 6.4 to Nelly Furtado. Call me crazy, but any day of the week that Thom and Nelly are in the same point spread, the reviewers are on crack. And as we all know, crack is whack.

I'd like to, at this point, refer to Something Awful's guide on "How to Fake It: Part II" (April, 2006), specifically this section, which claims that making grand declarations is just part of faking knowledge of music:

Wrong: “Matchbox 20 was better than the Beatles.”
While it may be tempting to make grandiose claims just to court controversy, you’d only be shooting yourself in the foot. A declaration like this just invites questions like “by what standard?” and “are you an idiot?” Remember that controversy isn’t the goal. The goal is simply to impress upon those around you that you are a person with Big Ideas.

Right: “At his best, Robyn Hitchcock was every bit as good as Bob Dylan.”
While not as risky or controversial as the previous one, a declaration like this is plenty bold. You are basically saying “yes, I am in the position to include or exclude artists from the critical canon at my whim.” Canonizing random artists is a perfect way to establish authority, even if the person to whom you’re talking has never even heard of the artist in question.

Ok, so maybe Pitchfork's declaration isn't as explicit, but it says something to give Nelly Furtado and Thom Yorke similar ratings. That's all I'm trying to say.

By now you're probably wondering what I think of the album. Or maybe you're not. Who cares? It's my blog, so you can suffer through my opinion. I personally think it's a great collection of songs. I would call it 'awesome,' although 'excellent' would be stretching it. The opening, titular track is striking. Lyrically, this song, much like the rest of the album, is strong. There are remnants of Radiohead projects past, however. Black Swan, for instance, could not be any closer to I Might Be Wrong if it tried. It's a good track, but we've already been here, Thom. Conversely, Atoms For Peace is reminiscent of the Deftones' Teenager, one of the lesser known tracks from White Pony.

In any case, The Eraser is a solid effort bolstered by Nigel Godrich, who produced everything from the Bends forward, and Johnny Greenwood. I'd probably give it an 8.0 out of 10 if I had a ten point rating scale, which apparently, I do.

June 20, 2006

This Just In

Ringo Starr, former drummer for the Beatles, sounds horrible. His latest stint on the Tonight Show was embarrassing. Ringo should fade into old age gracefully and let us remember the drumming that he may or may not have done for the Beatles.

June 16, 2006

The Hit List

For those of you who care, these are the artists, tracks, and albums (respectively) that I'm listening to these days:

  • The Afghan Whigs::This Is What Jail Is Really Like::Gentlemen
  • Heatmiser::Half Right (Hidden Track)::Mic City Sons
  • Elliott Smith::Everything Reminds Me of Her::Figure 8
  • Ryan Adams::To Be Young (Is to Be Sad, Is to Be High)::Heartbreaker
  • The Fire Theft::It's Over::The Fire Theft
  • Sigur Rós::Gong::Takk...

June 14, 2006

The 5 Worst Music Travesties of My Time

As I driving home today and listening to a mix CD I made, I started trying to make a good list of my top 10 favorite songs in history. I quit after a while, mostly because I figured that half of it would be Radiohead. Instead I focused on the top 5 worst things that my favorite bands have done in recent memory. Here goes:

  • Jimmy Eat World uses Liz Phair as a backup vocalist on Work. Even though Futures was arguably Jimmy Eat World's worst album to date (like Laura always said, "What ever happened to Salt, Sweat, Sugar? Fuck."), they could have left the sellout off of the roster.
  • Weezer pulls a Good Charlotte with Beverly Hills. Unbeknownst to me, Weezer is apparently not raking in the cash hand over fist. Rivers Cuomo complains, "I ain't nobody/ Got nothing in my pocket." Poor Rivers. I'm going to start collecting donations for our starving artist. Shut up and play Say It Ain't So, or hand to God, I'll have the Deftones do it for me. They've done it before.
  • Scott Schoenbeck of The Promise Ring starts playing bass for Dashboard Confessional. Apparently this guy can't walk down the streets of Milwaukee these days without having insults shouted at him, and for good reason. Davey von Bohlen and Dan Didier may not be as rich as Scotty, but at least they're keeping it real with Maritime (possibly one of the most underrated bands of our time).
  • Connor Oberst (you know... Bright Eyes) is a member, albeit briefly, of Norman Bailer, the band that would eventually become The Faint. Although The Faint would eventually correct this little problem, my heart was cleft in twain when I heard that their street cred was ruined by Connor Oberst's presence. This guy is like the pestilence and plague. Lover I Don't Have to Love was an alright song to get down to, though.
  • John Mayer covers Kid A by Radiohead. I found this out in early 2005 and nearly killed John Mayer. How could he? How dare John Mayer sully the good name of my dear Radiohead with his stupid facial expressions and shitty interpretation of the consummate Radiohead masterpiece from the album of the same name. John Mayer is currently serving a life sentence on my shit list, and if you ask him about it, it makes him very upset.

May 17, 2006

For those who care, this is what I'm listening to

I've decided to make a weekly... well... periodically updated post about what it is that I'm listening to. Is this a "listen to this or you suck list"? Yes. If you don't agree, I don't care. It's my site. If you don't like what I like, go buy your own domain and write a list of your own crap. And that's what it is. Crap. Anyway, in no particular order:

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A job search and a quick talk

If you can't already tell, I'm having trouble deciding if I want the titles on entries to be properly capitalized or lowercase. I guess that it really doesn't matter. Anyway.

I officially started my search for a summer job today. I filled out an application for Dierberg's online, then headed to Slacker's and FYE to turn in paper applications. I got the feeling that I wouldn't really have as easy a time fitting in either place as I did at Music Biz, but I guess that's not a big issue. At Slacker's, they were playing some really bad punk music, which was a contrast to my purchase of a Fire Theft vinyl single and the new Maritime. The guy looked at me like I was nuts, and I couldn't help but wonder if that was the same look I had on my face when people were buying Bright Eyes.

And while we're at it, let's talk about Bright Eyes.

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May 4, 2006

Note

Shitty local bands are not allowed to issue obiter dicta during live performances.

April 17, 2006

Who Says You Need Good Lyrics?

Congratulations to Sugarland and Bon Jovi for their collaboration on "Who Says You Can't Go Home Again?". This song has earned a spot atop my shit list of songs for the lyrics:

I was runnin' away from the only thing I've ever known
Like a blind dog without a bone
I was a gypsy lost in the Twilight Zone
I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold

What in the wide, wide world of sports is that all about? You hijacked a rainbow? Are you kidding me? Come on.