Without A Doubt The Coolest Thing Ever To Happen. Ever.
The new Apple iPhone was unveiled today. You can bet your ass I'll be trying to get my hands on this. 8 GB iPod, 2.0 megapixel camera, widescreen video, touchscreen menus, and the ability to listen to whichever voicemail messages you want to, skipping the ones you don't. This passes the discovery of fire as the best thing that has ever happened to mankind.