The First Day
"In October, I'm going to be in Philadelphia with 7,000 of my peers at the American Politcal Science Convention. That also happens to be the weekend where all of the prostitutes in Philadelphia take their vacations."
Professor Jeff Mondak
"Our persuasive speaking class requires overheads, yet does not allow powerpoint. The reason: too much goes wrong with technology. Ugh."
Me to Shaun, Greg, Mike, and Scott via text message
"Pour alcohol over the transparency and proclaim, 'Science!'"
Scott in response