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June 20, 2006

This Just In

Ringo Starr, former drummer for the Beatles, sounds horrible. His latest stint on the Tonight Show was embarrassing. Ringo should fade into old age gracefully and let us remember the drumming that he may or may not have done for the Beatles.

A Eulogy for Race

We got Race a number of years ago. I don't really remember when it was, but I do know that we were in the old house on Duke. Race retired from the greyhound tracks a couple years before with a losing record and a retarded name (they called him Yahoo). He was a total pain in the ass, truth be told, but it was his penchant for the obnoxious that made him most endearing. He had what could be called a "good life" for a racing greyhound, and I'm glad that we got to take care of him for these last several years. I'm sure he's up there in the doggy equivalent of heaven chasing some kid's pet rabbit that died and eating it.

June 16, 2006

New Shoes

New Balance 574Bought myself a new pair of shoes today. I couldn't resist the Illinois color scheme.

The Hit List

For those of you who care, these are the artists, tracks, and albums (respectively) that I'm listening to these days:

  • The Afghan Whigs::This Is What Jail Is Really Like::Gentlemen
  • Heatmiser::Half Right (Hidden Track)::Mic City Sons
  • Elliott Smith::Everything Reminds Me of Her::Figure 8
  • Ryan Adams::To Be Young (Is to Be Sad, Is to Be High)::Heartbreaker
  • The Fire Theft::It's Over::The Fire Theft
  • Sigur Rós::Gong::Takk...

On This Day, We Were Family

Christine and I made a trip to the new Edwardsville Sonic today. We were a little surprised to see a lack of patrons; after all, it was a brand new restaurant, and new restaurants typically attract myriad customers. Anyway, Jessy was to meet us at the unusually un-busy Sonic, and Christine and I ordered in the meantime. After they delivered our food and we had paid, I waited for my change. When the attendant came back, she handed me all the money I had just given her and informed me that it was family day and that everyone ate for free. Christine and I were even more confused. If all the food were free, why was the place so empty? A manager came by to tell Christine that she would get a giftcard with the amount she had charged on her credit card, but before she did, she looked at us strangely and told us again that it was family day and that of course we didn't have to pay.

About five minutes later, I saw Jessy try to pull in to the parking lot. She was quickly stopped by one of the employees and told to leave. Sonic, it appeared, was not open. Jessy called Christine to tell her what had happened, and it was about then that it all hit me. The free food, the relatively small amount of customers, the "it's family day" lecture that we had repeatedly received. This was a little get-together for family members of Sonic employees. Christine and I had just managed to sneak past the employees guarding the entrance.

And for this reason, today Christine and I are proud parents of a Sonic employee yet to be named.

June 14, 2006

The 5 Worst Music Travesties of My Time

As I driving home today and listening to a mix CD I made, I started trying to make a good list of my top 10 favorite songs in history. I quit after a while, mostly because I figured that half of it would be Radiohead. Instead I focused on the top 5 worst things that my favorite bands have done in recent memory. Here goes:

  • Jimmy Eat World uses Liz Phair as a backup vocalist on Work. Even though Futures was arguably Jimmy Eat World's worst album to date (like Laura always said, "What ever happened to Salt, Sweat, Sugar? Fuck."), they could have left the sellout off of the roster.
  • Weezer pulls a Good Charlotte with Beverly Hills. Unbeknownst to me, Weezer is apparently not raking in the cash hand over fist. Rivers Cuomo complains, "I ain't nobody/ Got nothing in my pocket." Poor Rivers. I'm going to start collecting donations for our starving artist. Shut up and play Say It Ain't So, or hand to God, I'll have the Deftones do it for me. They've done it before.
  • Scott Schoenbeck of The Promise Ring starts playing bass for Dashboard Confessional. Apparently this guy can't walk down the streets of Milwaukee these days without having insults shouted at him, and for good reason. Davey von Bohlen and Dan Didier may not be as rich as Scotty, but at least they're keeping it real with Maritime (possibly one of the most underrated bands of our time).
  • Connor Oberst (you know... Bright Eyes) is a member, albeit briefly, of Norman Bailer, the band that would eventually become The Faint. Although The Faint would eventually correct this little problem, my heart was cleft in twain when I heard that their street cred was ruined by Connor Oberst's presence. This guy is like the pestilence and plague. Lover I Don't Have to Love was an alright song to get down to, though.
  • John Mayer covers Kid A by Radiohead. I found this out in early 2005 and nearly killed John Mayer. How could he? How dare John Mayer sully the good name of my dear Radiohead with his stupid facial expressions and shitty interpretation of the consummate Radiohead masterpiece from the album of the same name. John Mayer is currently serving a life sentence on my shit list, and if you ask him about it, it makes him very upset.

June 13, 2006

Why not just put your phone on vibrate?

For years now, some stores in the UK have been deterring groups of teenagers by playing ultra high-frequency tones that are abrasive to teens but inaudible by adults. However, those conniving little bastards have something up their sleeves: the teenagers have been recording the sound and setting it as their ringtone. As it turns out, the teachers can't hear it but all the kids can. It's pretty ingenious.

Needless to say, I had to try it out. Nick and I stood in my room and played one of the frequencies over my speakers. It drove the dogs nuts and caused a pretty unbearable ringing sensation in Nick's and my ears, but Mom couldn't hear anything. I went ahead and tossed the atc_teenbuzz (to download, right-click on the link and click "Save as") MP3 on as the ringtone for my parents (the irony was lost on them).

It's a little obnoxious and I'm sure the novelty will wear off before too long, but it's really pretty cool. If you use it, it's better if you're phone isn't set to ring too loudly; it ruins the effect.

Here are some links:

June 11, 2006

The Break-Up

Christine, Jessy and I went to see The Break-Up tonight, a movie that I was actually looking forward to seeing. Christine had already seen it and had said that at the end, she had a hard time deciding if she liked it or not. I, being the consummate movie critic that I am, have decided that I liked it for these reasons:

  • It showed the Cubs doing what they do best; losing.
  • It was easy to relate to. Call me pedestrian or easy or whatever it is that makes the movie accessible to me, but the fact of the matter is, it's an accurate portrayal of what it's like to break up.
  • Vince Vaughan was in it. That guy is awesome. He's like crack for me. Like water for chocolate, if you will, and I mean that in the least racist way possible. What can I say? It was my favorite Common album.
  • You get to see Jennifer Aniston's ass. The downside to this is that it's only for a few seconds, and it's all out of focus.
But here's the kicker: I went into this movie thinking that the same thing that happens any time I go and see a romantic comedy would happen here. I would watch the movie, secretly I would like parts of it, I would feel guilty for liking it and pathetic for identifying with it. I really thought it would surely remind me of every terrible situation I've found myself in with the "fairer" of the sexes. It didn't. Good.

All in all, it was a good movie. Thanks to Jessy for pointing out so bluntly why I'm "hard to date."

June 8, 2006

This is cool

Thanks to Yepsen for sending me this. It's probably the coolest Flash animation I've seen. You'll have to watch it a couple times to get all the details.